Part 3 - A rescuer arrives!

Susiemac-ro retaliates by launching the Susie's elite macro attack, this fills the screen with words and stars that dazzle Toreadork with their epicness. The next move is to shower Toreadork with water which reduces his attack down due to him not being able to see. 

Susie starts to swing a shower curtain round that disables the hoover as it gets partly sucked up. But still the Deathwings portal draws her in!  Then just when you think your beloved Susie is gone for good, in rides Susie's faithful companion Binky the Talbuk to the rescue!!!
 

Binky rushes in just in the nick of time and stops evil Toreadork in his tracks. First Binky knocks the hoover from Toreadorks hands and she grabs Susie and throws her on her back. Binky then tramples on Toreadork until he confesses that indeed as we all knew all along, that Susie is the macro Queen!

Once Binky has stopped trampling, there is nothing left of evil Toreadork but dust and a few scraps of armour, as evidenced in this next screen shot and Azeroth can sleep at night safe that they will no longer be terroised by evil Toreadork and his dreadful macros! Hail Macro Queen Susiemac-ro and the faithful Binky! 

Part 2 - The Beginning of the Macro War!

While Susiemac-ro was making macros and spamming them on the guild chat and thinking she was the greatest macro maker of all time, someone had been watching. A retired but very wise Macro-god who is only known by the name of TOREADORK!

Toreadork had been watching Susiemac-ro for some time and been taking note of all the complaints about her awful macro's and he knew she was up to no good! Susiemac-ro had previously tried and failed in gold selling school so now she was terrorizing innocent guild members with gz messages instead! It was time to take action and finally take the crown of macro king once again!

Toreador confronted the evil Susiemac-ro and explained that she was going to die for all the macro spam she made people have to scroll through. She screamed and revealed her true form!

Toreadork stepped back in shock at how ugly Susiemac-ro really was! He was not affected by her attempts to fear him though and quickly took action with his Macro-Buster Vacuum!

Toreadork began running circles around Susiemac-ro while vacuuming her; this reduced her armour by 50% which left her open to further attacks.

 Toreadork, then threw the Vacuum to one side and Susiemac-ro began typing long complicated macros with lots of random words symbols in an attempt to try and confuse Toreadork, luckily though he was not stupid enough to fall for this and in return typed a simple macro with the word 'cookies' in it. Susiemac-ro became completely dazed at the thought of cookies.

Susie is slowly recovering after she was completely dazed at the thought of cookies, and Toreadork was just about to finish her off when suddenly her final trusted ally comes to her defence! It is indeed the thing that many guildies have faced and suffered from before while Susie tortures answers out of them. This 500 million health finely varnished evil creation of Susiemac-ro’s, it is of course, THE CHAIR!!! 

THE CHAIR begins an aoe attack which casts nails all over the place killing many noobish civilians that had come to aid Toreadork. However Toreadork was too intelligent to stand and get hit by nails and jumps onto a nearby confused ogre. As Toreadork looks down he sees the vacuum previously used to reduce Susiemac-ro’s armor, a plan springs to mind!

Something that Susiemac-ro does not realize about Toreadork is that he is in-fact an old college buddy of DEATHWING! And he still owes Toreadork a few favours. Toreadork digs up an old hearthstone from his inventory which leads straight to DEATHWING's LAIR! And throws it to the ground which opens a portal. Toreadork also throws a cookie into the portal which Susiemac-ro stupidly follows. Toreadork then picks up the vacuum and begins sucking Susiemac-ro’s CHAIR into the portal. Just as the CHAIR passes Toreadork into the portal he emotes /rude, /rofl, /gesture at it, and has just enough time to take a picture as evidence that Susiemac-ro is gone! The world is once again safe from the evil Susiemac-ro and CHAIR! 

Dun dun dun, To be continued!

Part 1 - Susie's amazing macros!

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